BREAKING: This dad is saying that Bigfoot threw a rock at him. Here is his oddly emotional video:

First, let's again acknowledge how impressive it is that this man gets choked up just thinking about this story and his family's reaction to it. Without issuing any judgments on his credibility, it is weirdly moving.

Now, let's discuss an alternate theory: The episode in question took place at Taylorsville Lake in Kentucky, a big basketball state. Is it not possible that this man's flashlight actually startled and provoked University of Kentucky alum and five-year Kentucky Wildcats guard Jon Hood?


Consider the evidence:

Judge for yourself. Open your eyes.

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