A Conspiracy Theory I Invented But It's Real: Elliptical Machines Lie

Taylor Berman · 03/19/15 12:36PM

The five gyms I've used as an adult have had one thing in common: All of the elliptical machines—or the "good ones," at least—are always in use during peak hours. Every other machine—stairs, rowing, treadmill, etc.—usually have at least a vacancy or two, but not the fancy ellipticals.